-Chelsea Volkerts Facebook Status that I showed EVERYONE in my house… You win Chelsea, you win!
Paramore fans have deep, deep emotions. Read her that terrible poem you wrote when your first love broke your heart. Score an extra five points if you can play it on guitar. Also, you should probably stop picking up chicks at Hot Topic.
yes, because all of our fans are weaklings who wear crabcore tee shirts….
oh mtv. just shut up and start playing music videos already.
so i’ve been wanting to change my relationship status to “in a relationship” with someone hilarious and who i most definatly am not in a relationship with.
i did it with bret michaels but he declined.
I’d forgotten how enjoyable reading mx can be sometimes. Someone wrote in today’s issue in regards to Chris Brown’s tattoos “looks like he’s had an epileptic fit in a box of biros, no wonder he’s always angry.” Gold.
oh lolz and he’s channelling eminems hair… what?
Faraway Boys - Sailor Jerry Rum
i once proposed to one of the guys in this band.
it was after i dirty talked to him via his sisters phone, drunk!
then we picked him up in our tour van at some late hour when i was sleeping and i woke up with one boobs hanging out of my tank top, i sat up and saw him and was like “oh snap!” … don’t know why he didn’t want me!
things i wanted to do by the time i was 25
i have this thought, had this thought no so of getting married 5 times in my life.
i use to work in the bridal industry and seeing so many brides more excited on the stupid things like invitations and dress then expressing their love for their partner made me hate the idea of a wedding, yet i do love a wedding! (yes i think i’m bipolar).
i also feel that it’s possible to love more than one person in a lifetime and it’s also possible to fall in love with someone when you are with another.
on my second trip to LAS VEGAS i wanted to marry a random.
we found him (we spied him as his friend was a babe, yes his friend was my first pick) we found a bridal party of randoms in vegas, a lady gave me $20 as a wedding present and then the chapel, the one britney got married in was closed.
i was then made aware you need to legalise it 24 hours before the wedding… fail!
the year before that a boy who thought he loved me wanted to get married so i could stay in america.
later on the 2007 trip when i was in montreal i saw my ex who proposed to me after a case of beer… classy!
my first boyfriend had plans to get married, he was also a christian. he is now married with a child!
my best friend and on again off again crush dylan once promised me we would get married and maybe one day we will.
a boy i’ve been seeing knows of this 5 weddings dream and is happy to help me.
i got a proposal last night from a friend half a world away, vegas styles!
so i have had a couple of chances, most in drunken thoughts but i haven’t got married and i’m ok with that.
i honestly don’t know if i ever will… i don’t have the time to.
Kiss Themed Eggs - Trader Joes on Sunset Boulevard.
Although I don’t eat eggs, I thought this was super cute.
The whole of Trader Joes on Sunset is music themed, it’s amazing.
and this is why TRADER JOES is my fav store!