"I hope Beyonce and Jay-Z show their baby off to the world while standing on the Empire State Building with a crowd gathering below just like The Lion King and later Uncle Kanye dips his fingers in the finest champagne and smears “LV”, for Louis Vuitton, on the newborn babe’s forehead."
-Chelsea Volkerts Facebook Status that I showed EVERYONE in my house… You win Chelsea, you win!
Paramore fans have deep, deep emotions. Read her that terrible poem you wrote when your first love broke your heart. Score an extra five points if you can play it on guitar. Also, you should probably stop picking up chicks at Hot Topic.
yes, because all of our fans are weaklings who wear crabcore tee shirts….
oh mtv. just shut up and start playing music videos already.
I’d forgotten how enjoyable reading mx can be sometimes. Someone wrote in today’s issue in regards to Chris Brown’s tattoos “looks like he’s had an epileptic fit in a box of biros, no wonder he’s always angry.” Gold.
oh lolz and he’s channelling eminems hair… what?
this is an official warning to meltrev
i feel another unobtainable, internet lurker induced, american band boy crush developing.